There are over 70 characters in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate but there only 50 U.S. states.
Which one is yours?
This video answers the question that never should have been asked. Watch it to find out which Super Smash Bros. character your state is, and also which characters just didn’t make the cut. Listen, nothing against those who didn’t make it, better luck, try again in 30 years when Masahiro Sakurai has been freed from his regeneration cradle, fully recovered and ready to handcraft a Smash Bros. game with 140 characters (which will be bumped up to 280 eleven years later).
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